Want to know what I did last night? I was a truck drivin' momma!! Yeehaw. Well, I didn't actually DRIVE the truck...but I was the truck honey in the passenger seat.
I came straight home from work in my biz casual, hopped into the semi, set the kids up in the sleeper area with a laptop playing Sponge Bob and headed for KC. Jim had to haul a load of corn to the elevator down by the stockyards and we were his willing passengers. I mean, how many times does one have the opportunity to pretend they are talking on a cb, looking into low riding cars as they pass and laughing about the contents of their back seats, and fantasizing you're hitching a ride with a greasy driver you picked up at Flo's Truck Stop in Bucyrus. Oh, wait a minute, did I say that out loud?
It was a fun trip. No really. And it resulted in a night out for dinner at the local DQ. My man knows how to treat his woman!
Well, I'll let you all sit there in jealousy now and create your own fantasies involving truck drivers. Until next time, I leave you with a little song from Willie....On the Road Again. (Try getting that tune out of your head now!)
Question: Do truck drivers change their undies on the road?
Eight Ball says: Eeeeewwwwwww!
3 comments:
LOL... yes, you did say that out loud! Remind me to tell you about my truck driving experience in KC one of these days...
Do tell!!!!
all I can think of is Large Marge from PeeWee's Big Adventure. Yes, this not only dates me, but exposes a secretly loved movie of mine as a child - scary, I know. I, unfortunately have no exciting trucking fantasies. But I would like to reciprocate the Willie Nelson with "Truckin" by the Grateful Dead...
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