Inappropriate language at lunch

Well, Travis got his name up at school yesterday for "inappropriate language at lunch". Anyone want to guess what he said? If you know his dad, you're probably thinking it has four letters and starts with f or s. WRONG. After MUCH goading, I got to the "bottom" of it. If you are opposed to inappropriate language, don't read the next two words: weiner and boobies. That's right. Sonny boy was having a conversation with his boy-clan at the lunch table when one of them decided to narc on him for the use of the above words. Whew! Was that a close one. I was waiting for something a little more harsh. So after a private little chuckle, I reiterated the fact that saying weiner or boobies at school probably wasn't the best thing.

I got the ball rollin' on the painting gig. It was fun, but a lot of work! The first phase involves the lettering for the store name. So it's a little more tedious and not as "creative". But I got a good start on it and used Frisket to make a stencil. Then I peeled the frisket off and am ready to do the inside of the letters. Then I got to drive home in torrential rain. Note the pics of my experience. One is me painting, one is the supplies I use....omg! Is that my butt?! It's HUGE! You know those cute little gals that go to KU and have "kansas" printed on the butt of their way-too-small shorts, and everyone thinks, wow, I'd like to go to Kansas! Well, my backside is big enough that my shorts would say "massachusetts". Emphasis on M'ASS.

Great success this morning...all three bottle calves decided to drink the milk bottles without rebellion. That cut my morning routine by at least 15 minutes! I'm including pics of the kids...Brett attempting a quadruple herky-jerky off the bike ramp, Travis showing that even boys can cook, and Tracy with Katelyn the she-beast rabbit.

That's all I've got for today. Hope all is well with you and enjoy the weekend!
Question: Is weiner a bad word?
8-ball says: NOT LIKELY (unless you are a lunchroom teacher)